Before I turn 31, I want to smoke some legalized marijuana. Fingers crossed!

Before I turn 31, I want to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game right after singing the national anthem.

Before I turn 31, I want to go on a wild goose chase. Literally. Like actually chase down a wild goose.

Before I turn 31, I want to cut a mask and cape out of an old bed sheet, make a costume, and attempt to fight crime. If that doesn't work, I'll just wear it around and hope the trend picks up.

Before I turn 31, I want to spend an entire 2 days drinking nothing but Red Bull.

Before I turn 31, I want learn how the sail and then attempt to make a trip around the world.

Before I turn 31, I want to star in one of those television commercials for an embarrassing medical condition. Like incontinence or ED. Or both!

Before I turn 31, I want to teach myself to juggle chainsaws. College doesn't guarantee me a job, but juggling chainsaws with definitely get me into the circus.

Before I turn 31, I want to get a picture of me sitting on Lincoln's lap at the Lincoln Monument in D.C.. Only I want to be completely nude.

Before I turn 31, I want to find the tightest fitting pair of leather jeans that I can squeeze into and wear an Ed Hardy shirt in an attempt to pick up hot chicks. Cause rumor has it that they have a thing for douchebags.

Before I turn 31, I want to build a homemade catapult and use it to launch a family or significant other if they ever piss me off.

Before I turn 31, I want to have an entire "sexting" conversation with both Tiger Woods and Jesse James.

Before I turn 31, I want to ride in a hot air balloon and then base jump from it.

Before I turn 31, I want to sneak onstage at a major awards show when someone is accepting work and just act like I'm supposed to be there.

Before I turn 31, I want to get a picture with me and every president that serves a term in that time.