Before I turn 31, I want learn how the sail and then attempt to make a trip around the world.

Before I turn 31, I want to get a picture of me sitting on Lincoln's lap at the Lincoln Monument in D.C.. Only I want to be completely nude.

Before I turn 31, I want to ride an ostrich to the supermarket while wearing a top hat.

Before I turn 31, I want to ride an ostrich to the supermarket.

Before I turn 31, I want to buy an Airstream trailer in mint condition and then take it on a road trip across the entire country. Hitting every single state on the mainland.

Before I turn 31, I want to attempt to spend a week in the wilderness surviving Bear Grylls style. Eating sheep eyes and snake heads if necessary.

Before I turn 31, I want to have been to every state in the U.S. and have spent at least a entire 24 hours in each one.

Before I turn 31, I want to try living in an uncivilized society for an extended period of time. Just so I'll really appreciate how things are when I get back.

Before I turn 31, I want get a fake tan, put a bunch of goop in my hair, get juiced, and go spend a summer at the Jersey Shore.

Before I turn 31, I want to celebrate at least one of my birthdays on a yacht with 200 of my closest friends.

Before I turn 31, I want to attempt a cross country trip. Without using an automobile.

Before I turn 31, I want to run with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain.

Before I turn 31, I want to visit all 7 continents and all 7 wonders of the (natural) world.

Before I turn 31, I want to fly first class to a foreign country. And get absolutely obliterated off the free booze.

Before I turn 31, I want to learn how to ride a unicycle and then ride it around town for all of my daily errands.