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Before I turn 31, I want to smoke some legalized marijuana. Fingers crossed!

Before I turn 31, I want to go on a wild goose chase. Literally. Like actually chase down a wild goose.

Before I turn 31, I want to cut a mask and cape out of an old bed sheet, make a costume, and attempt to fight crime. If that doesn't work, I'll just wear it around and hope the trend picks up.

Before I turn 31, I want to spend an entire 2 days drinking nothing but Red Bull.

Before I turn 31, I want to teach myself to juggle chainsaws. College doesn't guarantee me a job, but juggling chainsaws with definitely get me into the circus.

Before I turn 31, I want to get a picture with me and every president that serves a term in that time.

Before I turn 31, I want to do a surprise performance of the Thong Song at an elementary school assembly.

Before I turn 31, I want to master the art of stilt walking. It'll really help me achieve my dream profession: Peeping Tom.

Before I turn 31, I want to get a tattoo that runs the entire length of my body.

Before I turn 31, I want to start introducing myself to a new group of people with a completely different name. Then after a while, I want to hold a party with all of my old friends and new friends. Each group calling me something different. Just to confuse the fuck out of everyone.

Before I turn 31, I want to get over my fear of spiders by getting a tarantula as a pet and spending quality time with it. *shudder*.

Before I turn 31, I want to convince one of those large tour groups of Asian tourists that I'm a celebrity and have them all take pictures with me. If I do it to enough tour groups, I might ACTUALLY become a celebrity over there.

Before I turn 31, I want to convince someone to hire me as a clown at some little kid's birthday party then proceed to scare the shit out of the kid and his friends....scarring them for life. What? It happened to me. I'm just carrying on the tradition.

Before I turn 31, I want to wrestle an alligator.

Before I turn 31, I need to invent a time machine and go back in time to write this post. I'm 34...

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