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Before I turn 31, I want to attempt a cross country trip. Without using an automobile.

#165 (0) - Jan 7, 2010 01:03 AM by 3D Me - Travel - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (51) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (59)

Before I turn 31, I want to blow a bunch of money on partying, booze, and women. Cause after 31, I plan on blowing it on people I care about.

#202 (0) - Jan 28, 2010 12:29 AM by Anonymous - Money - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (113) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (54)

Before I turn 31, I want to create a nickname for myself that becomes so common that people completely stop using my real name. Something like "The Direct Approach". Call me the D.A. for short.

#192 (0) - Jan 21, 2010 11:40 PM by The D.A. - Misc. - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (13) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (44)

Before I turn 31, I want to hire 8 half-Asian kids to follow me around on Halloween so I can go as Jon Gosselin. And then at the end of the night, I'll just abandon them.

#77 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 11:18 PM by Whoomp! - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (113) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (39)

Before I turn 31, I want get a fake tan, put a bunch of goop in my hair, get juiced, and go spend a summer at the Jersey Shore.

#191 (0) - Jan 21, 2010 11:38 PM by Anonymous - Travel - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (113) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (34)

Before I turn 31, I want to record an entire rap album without using an autotune. That seems to be an impossible feat these days.

#258 (0) - Feb 15, 2010 02:15 AM by Anti-Kanye - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (13) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (32)

Before I turn 31, I want to sneak onstage at a major awards show when someone is accepting work and just act like I'm supposed to be there.

#272 (0) - Mar 13, 2010 01:18 AM by Anonymous - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (78) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (23)

Before I turn 31, I want to track down every actor from Seinfeld and take a picture with each of them separately. Except Kramer. He's too racist. Like the Soup Nazi, minus the Soup.

#117 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 11:43 PM by Anonymous - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (14) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (22)

Before I turn 31, I want to challenge someone to a duel and then slap them in the face with a glove. Then I'll run.

#148 (0) - Dec 20, 2009 01:44 PM by Knight in Shining Armor - Misc. - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (167) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (22)

Before I turn 31, I want to do something incredibly philanthropic. Like organize a fundraiser to raise money for chipmunks with VD.

#82 (0) - Nov 3, 2009 02:59 PM by Do Gooder - Life - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (59) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (19)

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