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Before I turn 31, I want to do something incredibly philanthropic. Like organize a fundraiser to raise money for chipmunks with VD.

#82 (0) - Nov 3, 2009 02:59 PM by Do Gooder - Life - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (59) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (19)

Before I turn 31, I want to win a Nobel Prize for what I intend to do in the future.

#59 (0) - Oct 9, 2009 03:38 PM by turk_turkleton - Work - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (2) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (0)

Before I turn 31, I want to attend a Dixie Chicks concert in a straw hat and cut off jean shorts. I'm a man.

#95 (0) - Nov 11, 2009 01:14 AM by Lubin - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (0) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (0)

Before I turn 31, I want to own a potbellied pig and name it Kirstie Alley....K.A. for short.

#147 (0) - Dec 17, 2009 11:42 PM by Anonymous - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (24) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (3)

Before I turn 31, I want to sneak onstage at a major awards show when someone is accepting work and just act like I'm supposed to be there.

#272 (0) - Mar 13, 2010 01:18 AM by Anonymous - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (78) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (23)

Before I turn 31, I want to create a completely new sport that will become one of the majors. I think we've had enough of MLB, the NBA, the NFL, and the NHL. Maybe some combination of lacrosse and riding on the back of goats. I'd watch it.

#219 (0) - Feb 3, 2010 01:27 AM by Anonymous - Sports - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (0) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (0)

Before I turn 31, I want to borrow a friend's puppy, or maybe even their tiny child, and use them at the park to pick up women. Just to see if that actually works outside of the movies.

#211 (0) - Jan 31, 2010 11:22 PM by Brent - Misc. - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (0) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (0)

Before I turn 31, I want to teach a group of 6 year old kids the "Banana fana fo fana" song. But before I do that, I want to make sure there is a kid named "Chuck" in the group. I've always wanted to hear a group of young kids cuss in unison.

#66 (0) - Oct 18, 2009 11:24 PM by Tee hee - Life - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (43) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (4)

Before I turn 31, I want to make a bucket list of all the things I want to do before 91.

#14 (0) - Sep 1, 2009 01:17 PM by vpizzle - Life - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (3) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (0)

Before I turn 31, I want to pick one year and go that entire year without getting a haircut or shaving.

#213 (0) - Jan 31, 2010 11:59 PM by Dave Gump - Misc. - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (1) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (1)

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