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Before I turn 31, I would like to do everything in my power to get Macauly Culkin, Daniel Stern, and Joe Pesci to do another Home Alone movie. Yeah, I know Macauly's all grown up, but I'd still watch it. Are you listening, Hollywood?!?!

#35 (1) - Sep 10, 2009 11:54 PM by Dreamboat - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (172) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (18)

Before I turn 31, I want to challenge someone to a duel and then slap them in the face with a glove. Then I'll run.

#148 (0) - Dec 20, 2009 01:44 PM by Knight in Shining Armor - Misc. - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (167) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (22)

Before I turn 31, I want to hire 8 half-Asian kids to follow me around on Halloween so I can go as Jon Gosselin. And then at the end of the night, I'll just abandon them.

#77 (0) - Oct 29, 2009 11:18 PM by Whoomp! - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (113) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (39)

Before I turn 31, I want get a fake tan, put a bunch of goop in my hair, get juiced, and go spend a summer at the Jersey Shore.

#191 (0) - Jan 21, 2010 11:38 PM by Anonymous - Travel - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (113) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (34)

Before I turn 31, I want to blow a bunch of money on partying, booze, and women. Cause after 31, I plan on blowing it on people I care about.

#202 (0) - Jan 28, 2010 12:29 AM by Anonymous - Money - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (113) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (54)

Before I turn 31, I want to get a picture of me sitting on Lincoln's lap at the Lincoln Monument in D.C.. Only I want to be completely nude.

#278 (0) - Apr 23, 2010 11:34 PM by Anonymous - Travel - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (112) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (13)

Before I turn 31, I want to give something to Jay Leno that he has really, really wanted for many, many years....and then take it the fuck away from him. Karma's a bitch.

#176 (0) - Jan 16, 2010 06:21 PM by CB - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (82) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (5)

Before I turn 31, I want to convince one of those large tour groups of Asian tourists that I'm a celebrity and have them all take pictures with me. If I do it to enough tour groups, I might ACTUALLY become a celebrity over there.

#257 (0) - Feb 15, 2010 12:38 AM by AllStar - Misc. - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (79) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (2)

Before I turn 31, I want to become known as that guy with the metaphors that make no sense. Like, "Im as hungry as a menopausal Korean hooker ."

#98 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 08:26 AM by M&M - Misc. - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (78) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (12)

Before I turn 31, I want to sneak onstage at a major awards show when someone is accepting work and just act like I'm supposed to be there.

#272 (0) - Mar 13, 2010 01:18 AM by Anonymous - Entertainment - Ooh! That's going on my list too! (78) - You're insane. There's no way that'll end up on my list (23)

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